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capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.


And now to conclude with OdinIt’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

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capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

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Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

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Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

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And now to conclude with Odin
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It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

(Source: funnyfandomfeelz, via assorted-obscurity)

hallie-not-berry:

[A traffic light…on fire.]

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

(via electricraiin)

tonystarks:

for your reading and downloading pleasure, here’s a masterpost of all my favorite marvel comics. to read them on a pc, use cdisplay. to read on a mac, i suggest comic view.
Hawkeye [vol. 4]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 - 012 - 013 - 014 - 015 - 016 - 017 - 018 - 019 - 020 - Annual 001
Young Avengers [vol. 1]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 -012
Young Avengers Presents
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - Special
The Children's Crusade
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009
Young Avengers [vol. 2]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 -012 - 013 - 014 - 015
Ms. Marvel [vol. 3]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008
Black Widow [vol. 5]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010
All New Ghost Rider [vol. 1]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006
All New X-Factor [vol. 1]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 - 012 - 013 - 014
Rocket Raccoon [vol. 2]
001 - 002 - 003
Secret Avengers [vol. 2]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007
Legendary Star Lord [vol. 1]
001 - 002 - 003
Moon Knight [vol. 5]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007
Guardians of the Galaxy [vol. 3]
000.1 - 001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 - 012 - 013 - 014 - 015 - 016 - 017
Storm [vol. 3]
001 - 002
Elektra [vol. 3]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006
Captain Marvel [vol. 8]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 
Hawkeye vs Deadpool [vol. 1]
000
Daredevil [vol. 4]
001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008
SpiderGwen
EoSV 002 [1st appearance]
i will continue to update this list as new comics come out and i read new comics. please send me a message if the links are broken.

tonystarks:

for your reading and downloading pleasure, here’s a masterpost of all my favorite marvel comics. to read them on a pc, use cdisplay. to read on a mac, i suggest comic view.

Hawkeye [vol. 4]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 -
012 - 013 - 014 - 015 - 016 - 017 - 018 - 019 - 020 - Annual 001

Young Avengers [vol. 1]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 -
012

Young Avengers Presents

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - Special

The Children's Crusade

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009

Young Avengers [vol. 2]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 -
012 - 013 - 014 - 015

Ms. Marvel [vol. 3]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008

Black Widow [vol. 5]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010

All New Ghost Rider [vol. 1]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006

All New X-Factor [vol. 1]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 - 012 - 013 - 014

Rocket Raccoon [vol. 2]

001 - 002 - 003

Secret Avengers [vol. 2]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007

Legendary Star Lord [vol. 1]

001 - 002 - 003

Moon Knight [vol. 5]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007

Guardians of the Galaxy [vol. 3]

000.1 - 001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008 - 009 - 010 - 011 - 012 - 013 - 014 - 015 - 016 - 017

Storm [vol. 3]

001 - 002

Elektra [vol. 3]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006

Captain Marvel [vol. 8]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 

Hawkeye vs Deadpool [vol. 1]

000

Daredevil [vol. 4]

001 - 002 - 003 - 004 - 005 - 006 - 007 - 008

SpiderGwen

EoSV 002 [1st appearance]

i will continue to update this list as new comics come out and i read new comics. please send me a message if the links are broken.

(via angryladies)

daredeuil:

Steve “nope” Rogers.

(via warpaintheart)

Zodiac Expressions of Happiness

  • ♈ Aries: Decreased personal confrontations/increased justice seeking provocation, reduced impulsivity, appropriate sleeping patterns, expanded dreams and imagination, reduced outbursts, ability to let others control situations, affectionate, idealistic
  • ♉ Taurus: Less indulgent behaviour, ability to let go of the past, endurance, patience, more comfortable with emotions, requires less materialism to feel content, balanced enjoyment between work and pleasure, affection (cheek tweaking for example), more focus on goals
  • ♊ Gemini: Talkativeness, reduced nerves and more stable sense of self, curiosity, ability to retain and recall facts, ability to sit with uncomfortable emotions, more focus/more productive distractibility, giggles, casual demeanour, increased urgency to communicate
  • ♋ Cancer: Reduced feelings of co-dependency, more stable sense of self, less patterns of indulgence, ability to live in the present and not the past, increased feelings of contentment and love for home and family, positive and idealistic imagination and dreams, controlled mood changes, increased urge to socialize
  • ♌ Leo: Reduced need for outer attention, increased feelings of self assurance, generosity, fighting for causes, less theatrical demonstrations/more rational responses, decreased inner critical voices, the warmth of the sun through them, creative
  • ♍ Virgo: Increased focus and analytical processes, decreased nerves and anxiety, less pronounced compulsions, positive inner monologue, idealism, increased self assurance, intensified urge to be of service and outreach
  • ♎ Libra: Calm; devoid of anxiety and irrationalities, decisive, social and charming, focused/positive distractibility, reduced need for external validation, decreased urge for materials to find contentment, reduced verbal outbursts, affectionate, creative
  • ♏ Scorpio: Decreased cynicism, adopting a more tolerant mindset, ability to consider new ideas without instant rejection, increased generosity towards close friends and family, curiosity, balanced sexual urgency, inquisitiveness, less closed off and isolated, affectionate
  • ♐ Sagittarius: Focused/productive distractibility, casual, warm and friendly, tolerant, ability to retain information, decreased skepticism and consideration of new ideas, contentment with location and ability to live in the present, giggles, humor
  • ♑ Capricorn: Ability to let others take control, reduced anxieties, affectionate, warm, humorous, equal work and personal life balance, positive thinking and internal monologue, less closed off and self isolated
  • ♒ Aquarius: Talkativeness, humour and entertainment, curiosity, ability to sit with uncomfortable emotions, less fixed and more malleable in own beliefs, increased insights and mind innovations, appropriate sleeping pattern, affectionate, creative
  • ♓ Pisces: More stable sense of self, reduced anxiety and nerves, directing positive escapism (reading, meditation yoga), empathetic, tolerant, guilt free, creative, affectionate, positive imaginations, favorable inner monologue, not oversleeping

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??
google drive

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??

google drive

(via timey-wimey-pond)

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

(Source: carbomcoco, via bubblezxp)

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism



Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism

Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

(via electricraiin)

jedjustis:

devildoll:

here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument

(Source: spacehamsters, via electricraiin)

Things people with Social Anxiety do

survivide:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Don’t buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

(via electricraiin)

theplaguedr:

awwww-cute:

She didn’t know what to do

I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY DOG FOR TWO SECONDS


is it a treat? my treats aren’t usually his color. I don’t know what to do? omg help.

theplaguedr:

awwww-cute:

She didn’t know what to do

I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY DOG FOR TWO SECONDS

is it a treat? my treats aren’t usually his color. I don’t know what to do? omg help.

(via captainoftheshipping)